It is Thanksgiving, which means you’re about to embark on an epic journey into the glorious land of vittles only to find yourself wasted on the couch, wallowing in a combination of sedate satisfaction and self hatred. While you wait for your holiday indiscretion to run its course, you probably won’t be up for much carousing.
Look familiar, fatty?
You’ve just devoured a big plate of food — well, let’s be honest, two plates of food— plus a slice of pie. And even then, you’re still eating black olives off your fingertips, aren’t you? AREN’T YOU? Have you no shame?! While you’re fantasizing about the bomb-ass leftovers sandwich you’ll be making tomorrow (okay, later this evening) you may need some relaxing tunes to help rest off the carb high and ward off an impending food coma. All you gotta do is lie back and enjoy … and for the love of cats, PUT DOWN THAT CHEESE & CRACKERS PLATE.
Calm Down – Samantha Crain and the Midnight Shivers
Lost On the Ohio – Jacob Jones
As a Matter of Fact – Vandaveer
Those Little Things – Carla Bruni
After It Ends – John Vanderslice
Evening Kitchen – Band of Horses
Through the Winter – The Woodlands
See the Sky About to Rain – Neil Young
